POLITICS & ATTENTION ECONOMY The Cockroach Janta Party A Masterclass in Missing the Point — and Monetising the Miss By Sumon Mukhopadhyay | SumanSpeaks Let's talk about the "Cockroach Janta Party" — possibly the most entertaining waste of political energy since someone decided Despacito was a campaign strategy. A clip is doing the rounds propping up Abhijeet Dipke's reading of CJI Surya Kant's now-infamous "cockroach" remark. Let's dissect this calmly. Like a biology student. With forceps. And a flamethrower. Spoiler : the patient is already dead. We're just here for the autopsy. Section 01 🪳 What Did the CJI Actually Say? On May 15, 2026, Chief Justice Surya Kant — frustrated mid-hearing over frivolous litigation and fake degrees — said: "There are youngsters like cockroaches, who don't get any employment… Some become me...