Saturday, March 01, 2008

"The Reliance Policy..": A Satire on Reliance Group:

Thru self RELIANCE, you will have the POWER and ENERGY to bearall your losses. This COMMUNICATION is directely from our boss who is making CAPITAL on your behalf. Remember, you foolish investors aer our NATURAL RESOURCES.

Yours Truely.

Aadhi Duniya Apna Group(ADAG)

Roz India Looto (RIL)

"The broker is not your friend. He is more like a doctor who charges patients on how frequently they change their medicine

"THE HOT FAVOURITE STOCKS:

RPL (Raha Paisa to Lenge)

RNRL (Rona Nahi fir bhi Ro Lenge)

RIL (Risk in Life)

REL (Roz Ek Lafda)

JEENA RELIANCE MARNA RELIANCE

Man believed that Woman is the most efficient Monday reducing agent until the SENSEX broke this myth.

Reliance mobile ke Handset ke pichhe " 3G CDMA" kyun likha hua hota hai?What is meaning of same ? " Teen Gujarati Chor, Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil" [From Internet]

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